Bitter Monkey

Bitter Monkey 7 - Lazier than you suspected

Jason Beattie — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:23:29 +0000

So I’ve only created seven Bitter Monkey comics, and for some reason, until now I had only ever posted six of them here. So here’s the most recent one. Ta-dah!

Why the five month delay? Oh, that’s right…it’s because I’m a lazy piece of crap. If you’re hankerin’ for something new, you can always roll over to Jason’s Comic World…

Bitter Monkey 6 - City Under Seige

Jason Beattie — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 22:10:59 +0000

Ummm, why am I referencing a Police Academy movie in this title’s post? Maybe to distract you from the fact that I got nothin’ funny to add. The poor comic above will just have to survive on it’s own. Good luck, li’l buddy.

Bitter Monkey 5 - Inspiration from other idiots

Jason Beattie — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:40:34 +0000

Sometimes Bitter Monkey steals…er, I mean is inspired by…some other idiot’s idea. In this case, the idiot is my friend Jim Veverka. I could insult him more, but he is too lazy to come read my website, so why bother?

Bitter Monkey 4 - I’ll Have the Rum and Haddock

Jason Beattie — Sun, 28 May 2006 22:16:10 +0000

Mmmm, rum and haddock.

And for more unrelated entertainment, the Emperor shows up on Robot Chicken.

Bitter Monkey 3 - Droppin’ the f-bomb…

Jason Beattie — Tue, 16 May 2006 23:15:06 +0000

What’s cooler than a cursin’, drinkin’ monkey? How about the ultimate Chuck Norris jumpkick?

Bitter Monkey 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Jason Beattie — Tue, 09 May 2006 23:15:51 +0000

Once you make it all the way through this comic, you can reward yourself with this clip of Mr. T showing you how to recoup. Features breakdancing and possible pantsless situations.

Bitter Monkey 1 - Monkey Gets a Facelift

Jason Beattie — Thu, 04 May 2006 23:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the brand-spankin’ look of Bitter Monkey! I’ll be reposting all the original comics in the new format soon. For now, enjoy the very first strip, and let me know what you think of the new site, as it is a work in progress!